Urgent Telegram from the AMERICAN PEOPLE, from sea to shining sea:

To the Honorable Commanding Attorney General, the Department of Justice, Grand Army of the Potomac:

Greetings from, WE THE PEOPLE:

To the Honorable Attorney General Garland,

Commander

You and you alone command a great host, that you have trained with the utmost care, to have become the greatest Department of Justice, Grand Prosecutorial Army of the Potomac, this democratic country, conceived in liberty, has ever produced. Forged in adversity, praised in victory, tempered in defeat, is now the last line of defense for the democratic theory that propels this nation in its Capitol on the banks of the historic Potomac River.

Bloated Usurper

Over the past seven years the authoritarian enemy and bloated usurper of our democracy has conquered much territory, committed many heinous crimes (conspiracy, sedition, treason, espionage, fraud, theft and death), attacked the Capitol in force, and now his minions have surrounded our democratic Government and put it under siege. As his money flows, his propaganda grows, his grip tightens.

Major General Attorney Jack Smith

Special Counsel

It is with great joy and anticipation that we receive the grand news of the appointment of Special Counsel Jack Smith, as Major Attorney General of Trump Investigations, for the Department of Justice, Grand Prosecutorial Army of the Potomac. We are anxious and impatient, admit our fallibility and pray your forgiveness.

The Wilderness?

But, to date we hear nothing from the Major Attorney General!? The condition of the country is grave. We must wonder when the Grand Prosecutorial Army of the Potomac will strike its bivouac from its fortifications and march forth? Where is our Army? In battle line upon what field? Which valley? What mountain? Wondering in The Wilderness?

Clouds of Darkness

Now, the hour has become late, the sun has been enveloped in the usurper’s clouds of darkness, the light dims ominously, the temperature drops, the dust rises from the heathen approach, the bare trees groan against an angry sky. The birds are silent, the omen approaches … an evil specter stalks us. A plague of armed pawns crawls in their trenches, hides in their battlements, ready for ambush. Foreign agents give aid, comfort and misinformation to his gullible masses. Anarchy is wild upon the land. The very heart of our democracy is in fear.

Attack! Attack! Attack!

Capitol Sacked

Our sacred Capitol has been attacked and criminally sacked by the usurper. The casualties are freedom, democracy and hope. Will the bones of the fallen bleach in the fury of the enemy? The battle plans of your Army must be finished. The hour is late. For the Department of Justice, Grand Prosecutorial Army of the Potomac, its Council of War must now be adjourned. The standards are to be removed from their cases and proudly unfurled. The Battalion Commanders guarded at their stations, their soldiers ready in line of battle, and the artillery in defilade waiting with shot and canister.

Red Dragon Battle Flags

Lastly before the charge, the red dragon battle flags must be uncased, to snap their deadly sound into the wind upon the enemy. So that they may hear the first sound of their defeat. ACCOUNTABILITY. JUSTICE. NO MERCY. NO RETREAT. NONE. Let the battle cry of your Army – ATTACK! ATTACK! ATTACK! – be heard around the world. Meet the evil host head on. The first clash of your armor will be the first sound of our victory. We will be honored that your legions fight for us.

Fight! Fight! Fight! or Run Away

The Greatest Contest

Thus, the time has come for the Major Attorney General to lead that Department of Justice, Grand Prosecutorial Army of the Potomac, out of their quarters and upon the bloody battlefield. It is a time of reckoning as the Army marches into its greatest contest, hand in hand with the Almighty, into the valley of the shadow to smite the bloated, vile usurper and his pawns. To do or die, and in victory or defeat, to determine whether this democratic nation, or any nation so conceived in liberty, shall not perish from this earth.

Must Be Stopped

This Department of Justice, Grand Prosecutorial Army of the Potomac, must now either fight, “Of the People, By the People, and For the People”, or run away. The anarchy, lying, disinformation, espionage, theft, sedition and treason against our democracy that has defiled the banks of the Potomac River for so long, MUST BE STOPPED.

Criminal Indictments Heard Around the World

Attack in Force

We anticipate an immediate counterattack, IN FORCE, beginning with cannon shot and shell of the Indictments Heard Around the World. Take the fight to the skulking enemy. No more delays! Be no more a victim of the usurpers devious tactics. Your troops are the best trained and prepared that have ever been put forth in Prosecutorial battle in this country.

Roar of Battle

ATTACK, ATTACK, ATTACK!! Nothing but Unconditional Accountability and Surrender of the traitorous enemy will quench our anger. LOCK HIM UP! LOCK THEM ALL UP! Our telegram internet line is open, and awaits your sign, with the loud roar of battle.

#LockHimUp!! #LockThemAllUp!! Now!!

In closing, however, if the Major General has no immediate plans to put your mighty host, the Department of Justice, Grand Prosecutorial Army of the Potomac, immediately into the field against the bloated usurper and his sycophants, then WE THE PEOPLE would like to borrow it – for a time.

Your most obedient servants,

/s/ WE THE PEOPLE

(Ed. – thanks to Abraham Lincoln and Edwin M Stanton, 1862-3, richly paraphrased)

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